I hate playin' with girls

So today I played some ball at the local sports center. This place is only half court and there are usually like 15 people there shooting around. After like 40 minutes of shooting around and trying to avoid getting hit by oncoming balls I got restless so in my bad Japanese, I made the effort and asked people if they wanted to play a half court game. You know something like like 3 on 3 or 4 on 4. Everyone agreed to my suggestion. Of course the crazy foreigner is the bridge to getting other Japanese people to play with each other. Anyways, one of the people who agreed was this high school girl. While we were shooting around, I noticed that she made the majority of her shots, while yours truly was building a house with my bricks. We picked teams and she ended up on teh opposite team of me. I had these two guys who were in high school and look like they were ballers. Key words, "Looked like". Well, the chick schooled everyone on my team. Her passing was on point and she made all her open shots. The guy who was on her, didn't take her seriously, so I tried to guard her. Granted, I had to adjust my defense because I didn't want press up on her like I do with the other guys, because then I would be arrested for improper touching. It didn't matter because she embarrassed me and I had to call the fire department because I got burned. All I could do was stand there, motionless as her team mates were giving each other high fives and mines thinking I should go back home. This always happens to me, every time a girl comes on the court and I end up guarding her, she does like AIG and takes full advantage of me. Oh well.. sometimes you win.. most times you lose. C'est la vie.